What a great weekend of golf the 2014 Open was and a big congratulations to Trev for hauling in a combined 74 stableford and emphatically winning the event. Ben takes the "I'm the new Darcy" award for being the crappiest golfer to participate in this years festival of f words.
Kinloch provided a stunning golf challenge and a very beautiful environment for enjoying the apres golf action. The Dunalistair House was a sensation and the views from the deck down on Keisha Place.
Quote of the tourney...
"my golf is cock" ... Smith
"fucking cunty fuck fuck fuck fuck golf cunt" .. The Sultan of Kinloch
I usually put in all the happy memories but unfortunately boys I gave it such a nudge I have serious gaps in my memory, here's a summary of things that might have happened and things that did happen..
- Someone with the initials BP slashed on the floor of the toilet and apparently Smith walked through it....
- Who drove home from Kinloch on Saturday night?
- Was Scott the most golf tourney trashed you've ever seen him?
- Was Marty not the last person to go to bed?
- Is the sound of whistling and bottles clinking the shittiest wake up call ever?
- Does 49 stabies across 2 rounds actually qualify as golf?
- How the fuck did Trev play to his handicap twice in a row at arguably one of New Zealand's most difficult courses?
- Do we know more people who smoke cigarettes than the national average?
- How much fun did the waitress at dinner on Saturday night have serving us #notmuch
Anyway, thank to everyone for participating and making it an awesome weekend. Bring on the 10th anniversary Open in 2015. Adi to organise, Kinloch to host.
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