Scott takes the 2016 Open.

The Open headed back to Taupo for its 11th outing and another close fought cliffhanger eventuated. 10 predictably shabby participants duked it out over 2 rounds at Taupo Golf Club (Centennial) and the stunning Wairakei Golf Club. With an awesome 80 stabies over two rounds, Scott managed to hold off Raysan who managed an excellent 79 combined points in his first ever Open.

At the other end of the field, Adi and Stephen fought hard to avoid the shame of collecting the Dildo Baggins trophy for being the least stabie collecting person masquerading as a golfer. The thought of taking a large dildo trophy home to the family helped Stephen focus enough to save himself. Clearly someone has violated him with one deep in his pAsst.... I digress, Adi takes it with a shambolic combined 43 stabies.

The weather for both rounds was pretty sweet despite forecasts of rain, thunder, cats, dogs and any other weather shit. 

The house at Whakamoenga Point with its gated community of hateful rich cunts was comfortable and provided a nice place to chill over a few wines. 

Another excellent Open.

Honours Board

- Scott, 80 stabies, legit performance. Well played.

- to the cows who ended up as T-bones, thank you.

- 5 stabies on one hole, Raysan, this may be a first.

- Wairakei, what a course!

Wall of Shame

- Dildo Baggins, Adi, enough said

- Marty waking everyone up then going to sleep..

- Scott agreeing to disagree with everything Adi says, everything. (This too most likely...)

- Rich old cunts ghetto, Whakamoenga Point and their gated community..