Stephen McWilliams, aka Sickman, has ambushed the Open in an orgy of stabies at Tieke.
Coming in cold, the Labour Party activist hoovered up stabies in a performance that belied his dizzying 38 course handicap. Mitch came runner up shooting a solid 79 combined points. Keith had a mare and is the 2022 Dildo Baggins and shittest golfer in the field.
More to come.
